I'm ever so happy not to run in the dark. My mind would turn shadows into sinister misters and I could never find a white shirt or reflective gear to wear.
When i grow up i want my own calendar - with each month more provocative than the next - that's right, i want to be as cool as saucy Betty White
The forth coming calendar isn't Ms White's first foray into playboy bunny esque imagery - with this magazine cover of Betty White in a metal bikini wielding a flaming chainsaw while riding a John Ritter Centaur - thank you Portland!