I'm hitched. Hook, line and sinker.
Well maybe not the hook or the line - but i have the sinker - a wedding ring.
Miss Lonely-Hearts is still as single as a slice of cheese, but as a solo traveller i've decided to don a fake wedding ring to "ward off any unwanted attention."
Sure it doesn't have the kick of pepper spray, but apparently it works. Plus it's pretty.
Now i just need to remember to slip it off when the attentions are welcomed mmmm or i could learn the intricate language of hand fan flapping before i hit up South-East Asia...